Breaking News
Disturbing reports are just coming in, that for some unknown reason, inanimate stuffed animals are coming to life and attacking each other and their owners!?
Readers would have every right to consider these allegations absurd and foolish, but now incidents of this terrifying teddy bear ‘outbreak’ have been sighted in numerous cities across the UK. We’ll be bringing you more on this baffling story as and when it begins to unfold…
My old granddaddy used to say, "When there's no more room in the display cabinet, the bears will walk the Earth!"
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