“We are starting to take control of the situation,” says Deputy Minister Clegg.
"Although it is still unknown as to how the infection began to spread and as to how it continues to spread, the government are beginning to quarantine infected areas and
are starting the process of burning and burying the bodies of the disease ridden bad
taste bears…
If you come into contact with any of the Walking Ted, please either flee the scene, or if forced, remove the heads and destroy the brains of the infected,” continues Clegg.
The Prime Minister was unavailable for question time today as we are told that he has been holding international crisis meetings with world leaders.Although some are suggesting that this is not the truth and David Cameron has in fact been attacked....
....by his very own teddy bear.
....by his very own teddy bear.
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