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Saturday, 17 July 2010

Day 2


Cuddly toy owners are being told to lock up their beloved, bedtime, buddies in a safe place until the authorities can figure out what seems to be causing the ‘horrific teddy attacks.’ As previously reported, inanimate stuffed animals seem to be coming to life and attacking their owners.

Sightings and incidents are now being reported right across the country and through parts of Europe. Citizens are asked to remain calm and stay indoors until more reports come in.

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