We have received an overwhelming response from experienced Bad Taste Bear wranglers (collectors) all over the world who are suggesting that some have become immune to the disease of the Walking Ted and therefore they can harness and control these rotten, man-eating teddy bears!
This must be due to the fact that BTB collectors have been exposed to these horrors for many years and are now impervious to the infection. This is great news! Perhaps there is hope after all?
Therefore I implore all bad taste bear collectors to gang together as an experienced band of Zombie Killers and help set the world (or what’s left of it) free from the evil clutches of the Dawn of the Ted!!!
Everyone be online at 6.30pm today to capture the first wave of ‘Dawn of the Ted’ and help us to salvage some kind of humanity…..
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