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Sunday, 18 July 2010

Day 3

The Ted Rise

In an official statement from the ‘department of health and safety,’ all plush play-thing owners are being told to lock their treasured toys up as securely as possible, without attempting to come in to physical contact with them.

Scientists and doctors studying the terrifying teddy attacks are now suggesting that one bite from the nasty critters could be contagious and as the strange infection spreads fast, the public are being told to remain calm and stay indoors.

All children are to be kept away from schools, employees are encouraged to stay at home and overwhelmed emergency services are asking the injured or bitten to stay away from surgeries and doctors offices… Anyone who has come into contact with the Rising Ted, are being asked to hang white sheets from their letter boxes. They will be collected by our national guard and be assisted with specialist care.

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